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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
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"Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of patients. Sorry."
"I have a friend who has a fetish on almonds. He's fucking nuts."
"Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016"
"What do nature and dogs have in common? They both abhor a vacuum."
"HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating. ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture."
"Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word ""correlation"" must cause people to use the word ""causation"""
"REPORTER: you say you spotted the missing hikers somewhere in these woods CLEARLY A BEAR IN A FLANNEL & AVIATORS: [right on mic] briefly yes"
"What do wolves even want from the moon?"
"Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread."