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Joke of the Day
"Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016"
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"Haha we can see inside your cage You like it when we poke you with that stick right?"
"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"
"""Is it in yet???"" -My ATM, mocking me."
"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."
"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."
"[Christmas] 6:30kids are excited 7:30kids are playing 8:00kids are fighting 9:00kids are crying 9:15wife is yelling 9:30I am drinking"
"Dad can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet I remember looking for it when I was a boy!"
"At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death."