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Joke of the Day
"Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread."
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"Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle."
"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"
"How many ninjas does it take to... Where did that lightbulb come from?!"
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store."
"Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick."
"There are 2 screaming kids & a guy talking full voice on his cell in this bank. I'll wave at you on the news tonight as they lead me away."
"I woke up to find.. the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary."
"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? -Nice belt."