169598

Joke of the Day

"Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word ""correlation"" must cause people to use the word ""causation"""

"Where do otters come from? Otter Space."

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars... His dad says, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!!"""

"Why don't Jews live on Jupiter? Because its a gas planet!"

"The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower"

"""I just died in your arms"" sounds much more romantic than ""You're holding a dead body."""

"What's the difference between an inaccurate hunter and a constipated owl? One's a shooter that can't hit, the other is a hooter who can't shit."

"""Just dashing to the shops"" Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]"

"What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common? Their tendency to subjugate poles."

"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."