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Joke of the Day
"Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of patients. Sorry."
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"I got a resume from a kid with the last name ""Arriola"". I'm bringing him in for an interview solely to make nipple jokes."
"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"This guy's ""game"" is so bad, He can't get pussy from a dead cat."
"Why the long face? ""A horse walks into the bar and the bartender comes over and says, 'Why the long face?'"" - Not my original for sure, but always makes me smirk."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face"
"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"
"How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard? 4 or 5."