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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? About tennish"
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"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."
"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"
"Why are Jews so bad at baseball? They always get out on the third reich"
"TIL You can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it."
"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was making religion cool."
"A wizard cursed my land yesterday. Now that's an evil plot!"
"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."
"Why do Nazis love Vinyls? Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33."
"What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them."