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Joke of the Day

"TIL You can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it."

"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"

"What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell."

"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"I met a girl named ""JKMNO"" today when I mispronounced her name. I asked her proper pronunciation... Her name was ""No L"""

"All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ... are really crossing the line... too soon?"

"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"

"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."