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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."
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"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."
"It really doesn't matter what the tattoo across your collar bone says. All I see is ""My Dad Never Went To My Little League Games Sober."""
"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"
"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."
"I just seen a prius try his time on a quarter mile at the drag strip. Ill update when hes done."
"The Lannister family... Is so inbred that they are one step away from being sandwiches."
"How many people work in the Lada factory? Two. One to cut and one to glue"
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? [x-post from r/bicycling] Attire"
"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"