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Joke of the Day

"What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them."

"If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016? Fear and Loathing."

"In a Mediterranean restaurant...(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? ""Oh man, I feelafal"""

"If vegetarians eat vegetables... What do egalitarians eat? edit: for originality points"

"Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now."

"I think my new idea for DIY orthodontics is going to take the world by storm. brace yourself"

"Drank too much Red Bull and puked in some bushes, now three of them are breakdancing and one is taking me hang gliding next weekend."

"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."

"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."