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Joke of the Day

"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"

"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Pacquiao was chasing it!"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!"

"You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees? cos they cost a latte."

"Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss."

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall..."