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Joke of the Day

"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"

"Apparently mime on mime violence is a real problem, you just don't hear about it."

"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."

"Cosmo says ""untamed va-jay-jays"" are back in style. Can't they call them car wash mitts like the rest of us?"

"Why are there windows on the back of French tanks? So they can watch the battle"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's too tired!"

"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."

"Why are fleas never happy? They're in-fur-iated."

"What's North America's most famous red wine? Give back our land!"

"I like my beer like I like my violence... Domestic"