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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on your piano? - tulips on your organ."
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"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""
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"Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up? A: It is two tired."
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"
"Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... Whoever did it will pay. You have my Word."
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