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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up? A: It is two tired."
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"What do you call 1 white guy with 500 black guys The warden"
"I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off"
"What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops."
"I like my butter how I like my family In bread."
"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."
"Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work."
"1) Bake cake. 2) Don't cut it into pieces. 3) Eat the whole thing. 4) Claim I ate ""only one piece of cake."""
"A man was found pouring dozens of bags of frozen peas into the grave of his dead wife. He wanted her to rest in peas."
"What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells? Cancer cells can get Jobs."