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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up? A: It is two tired."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"

"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"

"It was the Fourth of July The department I work in has a lot of people frm Turkey. My job is to fire people. I had to fire Turks."

"The second world war should have been called world war returns"

"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."

"My first blow job was over 20 years ago now... And some days I wonder if that taste will ever go away?"

"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"

"I accidentally got my SO pregnant... I totally pulled a Jeb Bush."

"The US has so many disasters You would almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."