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Joke of the Day
"I went to the doctor because my eye hurt every time i drank tea. He told me to take the spoon out."
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"""Dad!"" my shit says, right before I flush it."
"WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?"
"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."
"""Any idea how to make a lasagne, Barry?"" ""Not a clue mate, but I Bechemal would know"""
"A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."
"I bet when scientists throw office parties, there's always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt."
"What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures..."
"Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young."
"My girlfriend just told me she was moving away to either Cleveland or Tulsa... All I could think to say was, ""OH. OK."""