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Joke of the Day
"Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... Whoever did it will pay. You have my Word."
Next Joke
"I told my ex she was cross between a rare coin and female dog. A two faced bitch."
"DOG: [looking out the window] wat a beautiful mornimg! the sky is grey, the grass is grey, the birds are grey and readey to eat,"
"My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy."""
"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"Noun: Son of a b***h!"
"Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'"
"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."
"Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken."