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Joke of the Day
"So I heard Tiger Woods changed his name.. To Cheetah"
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"My kids constantly yell at me whenever I try take their pictures, and I tell 'em: ""You're gonna need them in 20 years for your Throw Back Thursdays updates""..... whatever!!"
"How does the queen bee get around the hive? She's throne."
"If you like the song ""Red Red Wine"" then U B 40."
"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""are you aware that there is a wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies, ""AAARGGHH it's driving me nuts!"""
"I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge."
"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"
"A toothless termite walks into a bar... and says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one."
"Try The New McDonaldsTM Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit"