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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."

"I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled"

"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"

"What did O say to Q? XYZ."

"What's the definition of a will? Come on, it's a dead giveaway!"

"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."

"After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. It seems like I'm transparent"

"Watching a sex scene with my parents is so awkward. My mom is such a bad actress."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iran? Because there's a JC Penny at every corner."