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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."

"What do you call a fish that eats shit? A bottom feeder."

"I have a cast iron fetish I guess you could say I'm pansexual"

"Did you hear about the guy who made his wife a necklace out of crystal meth? I hear it was pretty dope."

"Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs? Because his arms were blown off."

"About 1,503 people died from the titanic disaster. Just let that sink in."

"I saw a homeless guy masturbating on the bus the other day... *Where does he get off!?* -**Hampton Yount**"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gag noise) **Note: This joke is better when read aloud.**"

"Trump hates saying ""yes"" to Mexicans so much We may as well call him the ""Not Si"" President"

"I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!"