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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."

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"My questionnaire for teenage girls: 1. can you not 2. do you even 3. whatever"
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"Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet."
"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"
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