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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."

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"Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs? Because his arms were blown off."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gag noise) **Note: This joke is better when read aloud.**"
"Trump hates saying ""yes"" to Mexicans so much We may as well call him the ""Not Si"" President"
"I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!"