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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the shrimp share his food?? He was a little shellfish"
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"I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday Everyone was there."
"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"
"Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!"
"Is your pH 14? Cause you're a basic bitch"
"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my car so there's a 97% chance of rain."
"There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice."
"Once I had a dog... Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag"
"cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now"
"Good in bed? So I was asked by a girl recently if I was good in bed. My reply: ""I know I'm good in bed because I'm always satisfied!"""