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Joke of the Day
"What kind of drugs do ducks take? The snort quack."
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"Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks."
"A German Dad Joke So, because St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow I asked my dad (who is German) if Germans have any day like St. Patrick's Day. His said, ""Yes, it's called October."""
"I once met a woman who had 12 nipples That's sounds good... Dozen tit"
"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"
"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."
"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"
"What's E.T. short for? He's only got small legs."
"This is the pig I've been fucking said the husband. The wife looks at the animal in the husband's arms and says that's a duck I was talking to the duck the husband said."
"Tripler's Dating Tips 20/50: hide a tape recorder in your pocket with a laugh track on it and press play after every single thing you say"