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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the Donald's ""high energy"" masturbation kit? Tweezers and a magnifying glass."
Next Joke
"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."
"A girl went to the village shaman She asked him ""I saw a dog in my dream and he was licking my foot. What does it means?"" The shaman replied ""It means that your other half will come soon"""
"The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve the super intense face I make while staring at it."
"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"
"A man gets into an accident in which both his ring fingers are cut off. Needless to say, his wife was shocked."
"STILL PRINTING Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs? They're able to make a fun-gal cream."
"What did Syd Barrett leave in his mother's bathroom? A saucerful of secretions"
"What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate"