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Joke of the Day
"Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs? They're able to make a fun-gal cream."
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"Why do mimes always lose arguments? They don't have a say in anything!"
"Why don't 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"So, a dyslexic walks into a bra..."
"""Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms."
"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
"Why are portraits of George Washington displayed in British bathrooms? Because nothing makes the British shit quicker than the sight of George Washington"
"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"
"[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page"