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Joke of the Day
"Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs? They're able to make a fun-gal cream."
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"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"
"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
"When I ""rage against the machine"" the machine is usually a printer."
"Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids."
"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."
"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car."
"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"
"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."
"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"