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Joke of the Day
"What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate"
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"Yeah, so, I don't usually argue with people who I can remove from my life by pressing a button....."
"What's the most interesting thing that students learn while studying Meiosis? Sex Cells."
"Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!"
"Your Honor, these 52 selfies on my clients phone at the precise moment of the crime prove that my client can only be guilty of narcissism."
"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"
"Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because... ...they were Reichstags."
"Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole."
"""Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?"" Nope ""Yea I did, it had lipstick on?"" Nope, raise the anchor"
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."