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Joke of the Day

"Poetic Justice Judge: I find you guilty. You are sentenced to ten years, Take him away boys. Prosecutor mutters, ""Poetic Justice"""

"A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you serve lawyers?"" The bartender responds ""Yes, of course!"" The man then says ""Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."""

"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! I am not sorry."

"When I move, I don't pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box."

"I don't take my shirts to the dry cleaners. If I want to look sharp, I pay the iron price."

"What do you call a routed Greek army? A Failanx"

"Can't wait to walk down the aisle. The frozen food aisle. Marry me, ice cream."

"[God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren't"

"I bought a friend of mine an elephant for his room He said thanks. I said don't mention it."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 is dating 7's ex, and 7 has a history of violence and has been leaving 6 increasingly threatening messages. There is no joke here, 6 is in serious danger."