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Joke of the Day
"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."
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"What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? With a divorce you get rid of the whole dick."
"So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church I really hope I get the missionary position"
"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."
"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."
"What does Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say ""insert Bill here"""
"Girl: How long is your dick? Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler"
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" - Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
"Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom? Because they p-irate."
"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("