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Joke of the Day
"How many coffees before I stop looking for shirts in my refrigerator"
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"What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"""I have to take a shit, play Stairway To Heaven."" - Radio DJ's"
"What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito? M'laria"
"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"
"I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... ""That's haram, bae."""
"There's lots of reasons to shave your pubic hair as a man... Because it was longer than my dick is apparently not as popular of a reason as I thought."
"A racist joke. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade."
"I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, ""what now?""... He replied, ""I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"""
"You heard about the guy who had a heart-attack when the police entered his house? He had a cardiac arrest"