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Joke of the Day
"I read a book about stockholm syndrome... I hated it at first, but it was great after a while."
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"Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM? Because he charges!"
"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"
"Damn girl, did u just fall from heaven? Cause you are looking like the next Satan."
"What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs? An army."
"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"Who is the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick? The hip replacement guy."
"Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today... I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie."
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I can see myself doing."
"Sledding with dad ""Dad, I will never ever go sledding with you again!"" ""Shut up and keep pulling, son."""