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Joke of the Day

"I read a book about stockholm syndrome... I hated it at first, but it was great after a while."

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was."

"I scare off men like I'm some kind of evil clown hiding in their closet. ""I'm not a clown!"" I shouted as I sniffed his sweater vest."

"What's the difference between Jews and a bullet? The bullet comes out of the chamber."

"Boy: ""Isn't the principal a dummy!"" Girl: ""Say, do you know who I am?"" Boy: ""No."" Girl: ""I'm the principal's daughter."" Boy: ""And do you know who I am?"" Girl: ""No,"" Boy: ""Thank god!"""

"Never tell a joke to a kleptomaniac They take things literally"

"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."

"My father was a man of few words.He used to say, son..."

"Major milestone today -- found my first grey pubic hair! But once I picked it out, the burger tasted pretty decent."