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Joke of the Day

"Didn't realize how bad it had gotten... The officiating in the NBA is so bad that at the end of last night's Knicks/Heat game the Lakers were declared the winner by 20 points."

"What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium"

"What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read."

"[first date] HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings. ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like."

"What should you wear when drinking tea? A tea-shirt."

"'He looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly."

"What's the difference between O and Q? One had to P."

"Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course."

"I got uninvited from a friend's wedding Perhaps RSVPing ""Maybe Next Time"" wasn't the appropriate response."

"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."