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Joke of the Day

"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."

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"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"