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Joke of the Day

"I like my underwear the way i like my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief"

"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"

"What do call a fish with a Phd? A brain sturgeon."

"What's the difference between a dirty parking lot and a crab with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so."

"My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene."

"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."

"What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y"

"I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor."