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Joke of the Day
"My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene."
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"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."
"What is a long room with many doors called? I'm not sure, I hallways forget"
"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."
"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"
"Two tomatoes cross the road and one of them gets hit by a car. The other one looks back and yells ""C'mon, ketchup!"""
"What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity? Going to Thailand with your own children"
"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."
"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""
"How do you make 3 pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."