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Joke of the Day

"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."

"French Army That's it. That's the joke."

"Did you hear about the gay guy who quit? He couldn't take it in the end."

"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."

"Your wife is locked out at the front door yelling at you and your dog is barking at the back door to be let in. Which do you let in first? Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in."

"Every rooster is a dick."

"Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie? A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/"

"PREGNANCY TEST! Girl: Dad, what's better? to pass or to fail? Dad: To pass obviously Girl: OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!"

"I started crossfit yesterday And my throat is killing me"

"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."