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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"*throws up gang signs* ""Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."""

"I didn't spend 8 years designing this hotel so I could listen to a bunch of touristy complaints about the small cameras inside the toilets."

"I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled"

"Why are Black people so tall? Because Their Negros"

"[first date] GIRL: When you said ""fitness freak"" in your profile, this isn't what I expected HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo"

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science Specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"

"Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after."

"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."