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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"Everything is rightly confused."

"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"

"""Oh my god, that's so offensive!""- Someone, about everything."

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal"

"I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms"

"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"

"The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant."

"Hope to get down to a weight where people don't think I have an opinion on movies."

"Why did Jesus cross the road? Somebody nailed him to a chicken."