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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."
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"*grandma climbs into time machine* *shuts the door behind her* MOM NANA IS STUCK IN THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK AGAIN"
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"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"Guns don't kill people. Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!"
"If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"
"Why are crosses not in fashion? They're too God-y"
"A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I forgot to put up the caution tape!"" Edit: fixed spelling"