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Joke of the Day
"What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y"
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"I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health"
"I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius My friends think I'm crazy, but I think I'll be 0K"
"Rattlesnakes and Condoms ...two things I don't fuck with."
"Just spent 15 minutes explaining football to my 5-year-old daughter. Now I think I'll go explain health care reform to the cat."
"What's the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: ""I wanna watch."""
"Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me."
"I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish. The experience was mindblowing!"
"Why was the girl's bellybutton bruised? Because her boyfriend was blind."