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Joke of the Day
"The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so."
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"""I see"" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"
"I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese... ..he's going to make America grate again."
"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"
"i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash"
"Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese."
"I invented a new joke today I invented a new word today Plagiarism"
"The host of a party said, ""Make yourself at home,"" so I got comfortable. Turns out English was his second language and he was ordering me to leave :("
"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"
"[2 detectives are at a murder scene] ""my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?"" ... ""a lasagne driving a car?"" ""Exactly"""