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Joke of the Day
"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"
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"Guess what? Chicken Butt."
"How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it."
"Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)"
"awesome jokes guys keep em coming As a single father, I love browsing this subreddit so when I see my wifes kids once a month I have a lot of epic jokes to tell them. Keep em coming!"
"I think a ladies pubic hair should be called... A muffstache."
"You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor. Settle down."
"What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."
"What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian? A bunch of butchered jokes"
"I was sitting in a bar... When a guy yells out, ""Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?"" She yelled back, ""Because I swallowed them all!"""