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Joke of the Day
"What State do you go to to ask questions? Al-ask-ya"
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"Mantra at the gym: When the zombies come, cardio will matter."
"On phone: GF: We're breaking up... Me: I can hear you fine! GF: It's not you, it's me... Me: Did you get a new provider? GF: Kinda... Bye!"
"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"
"Do people who own guns walk around the house with them and pretend they're Black & Decker power drills?"
"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"
"How can you tell that a politician lies? His lips are moving"
"What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane"
"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""
"What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans."