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Joke of the Day
"I drink black coffee Because I'm not racist."
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"I just had sex with an Astronaut ... It was outta this world"
"FLY WITHOUT WINGS Q: What is a fly without wings? A: A walk."
"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"I'm good at self deprecation, But I used to be better."
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."
"Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, ""Give me a Michael Brown."" Bartender says ""Ok. Put up your hands."" the gave him six shots."
"I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back!"
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""