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Joke of the Day

"The way I deal with my drinking problems is every time I want a drink I go to the gym. They have a bar there."

"What do you call a pepper in late autumn? A little chili"

"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"

"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"

"My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived."

"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimers But I just don't remember it now"

"In North Korea, you actually do get freedom of speech. Just not freedom *after* your speech."

"What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? Lisa Frank"

"How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail."

"It's hard to believe my teenage son hasn't got a job yet. I was sure his special skill of keeping it real' would impress any potential employers."