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Joke of the Day
"I'm surprised more black people don't relate with NASCAR... After all, there are no rights"
Next Joke
"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"
"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."
"911: What's your emergency? Me: I brought a girl home last night 911: That's not an- Me: NOW SHE WON'T LEAVE! *swat team busts down my door*"
"Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant? The Sioux chef"
"What do you call a girl without boobs? **Justin Bieber**"
"Self Pleasure Joke NSFW You ever whack off so much your hand pretends to be asleep?"
"My mother died suddenly from natural causes. I strangled her with kelp."
"The best part of having a beard is that it covers up like 40% of my terrible face"