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Joke of the Day
"Self Pleasure Joke NSFW You ever whack off so much your hand pretends to be asleep?"
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"A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine but whatever you do don't cure her."
"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."
"The oldest joke I know A girl with no arms or legs was sad on the beach. A man walked up and asked what was wrong. She said she'd never been fucked. He threw her in the water and said, ""Now ur fucked"""
"How was copper wire invented? two Jews were fighting over a penny"
"How did the Italians lose WWII? They ordered ziti instead of shells."
"So this girl I was seeing asked me for a dick pic... So I asked ""White, black, asian or pacific islander?"""
"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"
"What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo."
"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"