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Joke of the Day
"Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant? The Sioux chef"
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"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I'm **President**"
"""I can try"" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying."
"People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.... Well, take a look at me now!"
"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."
"What do you call a magical dwarf? A midgetcian!"
"I woke up to a blow job this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."
"It has been said that 25% of people have a distrust of stairs Because they are always up to something"
"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"