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Joke of the Day

"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."

"The guys at Futurama really didn't do their research... Vice President Agnew was at lest a head taller than depicted!"

"And the moral of Little Red Riding Hood is,,, Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human..."

"What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning.."

"That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?"

"Whats the easiest way to annoy someone?"

"I'm getting a prescription for medical fellatio."

"Do you think the husband of the GPS lady listens to her directions?"

"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"

"What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt"