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Joke of the Day

"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"

"How I broke my cat's knees? With rude eyes."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."

"Why did the ghost go into rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."

"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"

"Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope? Pluto."

"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."

"What do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"