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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ghost go into rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"Without ME, it's just AWESO."

"What vegetable likes to party? A turn-up"

"Jesus walks into a hotel He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks, ""Could you put me up for the night?"" Credit to the movie ""The Crow"" Edit: I'm going to hell."

"Cop: Have you been drinking sir? Me: Medium Double Quarter Pounder meal please. Cop: Step out of the vehicle. Me: Sprite."

"Went to the zoo last week and all they had was one animal and it was a dog... It was a shih tzu."

"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"

"Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't."

"Book Of Tim, 3:13. Behold, the lord said unto them, leave not your nachos unattended for quickly they become the spoils of thieving women."

"Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."