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Joke of the Day

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."

"I wrote a short story about some angry fruit... Its titled ""The Wrath of Grapes."""

"The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow."

"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? A: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. (I'm sorry, this joke was mentioned on How I Met Your Mother and I can't stop laughing since)"

"How do you make a fireman cry? Kill his family."

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"" .... So he stabs her & nicks her purse."

"How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!"

"A mexican, African American and Muslim walk into a bar.... They see that Donald Trump and a group of his supporters are there, so they get they quickly get the fuck out there."

"I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."