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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."
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"My dad once told me this one If you walk into the bathroom an American and come out of the bathroom an American, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European :^)"
"I've become such a positive person recently, that I only wash my hair with Pantene Pro V bonafidepoo and proditioner."
"Today, I was beaten up by this woman ... I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, ""Would you please press one."" So I did."
"Two Fish there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR"
"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"
"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."
"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."
"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."
"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."