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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"

"How do you know if Helen Keller just masturbated? She spits when she talks."

"Give a man a fish... And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... And he'll wanna use your yacht!"

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"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."

"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"

"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."

"My friend was called fat today. I told him ""It'll be okay, just keep your chins up""."

"How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."