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Joke of the Day

"Cheesy joke A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda."

"I accidentally sent my essay to the 3D printer... it came out as a piece of shit"

"I interviewed for a new secretary today and the last girl blew it. So, she starts tomorrow."

"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."

"A midget once smoked a lot of weed... He got medium."

"The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it ""Contains Peanuts"" makes me extremely nervous for the human race."

"What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni"

"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."

"Chuck Norris died yesterday. He's fine today."

"If you want your wife or girlfriend to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep."