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Joke of the Day
"What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni"
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"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard...."
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"What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts and the other is used for stunning cunts."
"Congrats on the wedding dude. A present? Na man, everyone brings a present. I brought a past. Remember your ex-fiance Jan? Jan! come say hi."
"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"
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"I think we need to find faster means of travel across water. You catch my drift, mate?"
"A boy was sent home from school for saying the C-word His mum said to the kid: 'that wasn't clever was it?'   The boy replied 'no, it was cunt'"